




Birdie Jaworski lives and writes in New Mexico.
Birdie's life and stories have been profiled in the New York Times, Time Magazine, and the Wall Street Journal. Her articles and stories have appeared in many national publications.
Birdie's memoir, "Don't Shoot! I'm Just the Avon Lady!" is an Amazon Kindle Top 10 Bestseller!

What Birdie discovered about people - and herself - went more than skin deep
– Positive Thinking Magazine
Her posts draw more than 1000 hits a day from readers fascinated by the woman who buys wrinkle cream for her pet monkey Hubert or by the wife who buys Bust-Sculpt Contouring ointment for her husband, who ingests it as an alternative to Viagra.
– Time Magazine
My mom is OK.
– Martin, age 14
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For Birdie Jaworski, life as an Avon Lady was a bittersweet mix of embarking on gossip-worthy adventures, searching for Mr. Right, and making emergency lotion requests in the middle of the night... while managing as a single parent. This collection of short stories-including "Mullet Madness," "Fat Ass Evidence," and "Wherein I Test a Product on an Animal" - captures Jaworski's complicated relationship with the cosmetics giant - and her customers - and reveals a surprising and touching account of her personal life.
When Gene Roddenberry penned that first Star Trek episode, when William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy donned those tight, futuristic pajamas, when Patrick Stewart closed Hamlets dusty covers and took the captains chair they reached into a hundred million tight chests, a hundred million jaded beings tired minds. They reached into a point so deep inside us we didnt know it existed.
These are the stories of Birdie Jaworski's family and their love for all things Star Trek. From the dog that loved android Data to selling Avon in a Captain Janeway uniform, Birdie will have you laughing and crying at the love, humor, and beauty of Star Trek.
Includes tips on how to use your Avon eRep site, how to use Social Media to build your Avon business as well as fun stories about real life Avon Representative adventures from well-known Avon Lady blogger Birdie Jaworski. 100 Ways to Sell Avon will help you jump start your Avon sales!
This is a fun and accessible way to get the sales information you need to be successful! The book is easy to read and has fun graphics illustrating each of the 100 ways, sprinkled with hilarious stories from a real Avon Rep. Lots of other marketing tips from How to Go Green to Making Homemade Business Cards!
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Las Vegas, New Mexico is not as well known as other Wild West towns, such as Dodge City, Deadwood, or Tombstone, but she is said to have been the worst of the rowdiest Old West towns. She's still rowdy, still mysterious, still full of larger-than-life characters!
Doc Holliday kept his medical office in Las Vegas, New Mexico. The Rough Riders held their first reunion in the saloon of the Plaza Hotel in Las Vegas. You can get a shot of tequila in that same saloon, today.
Birdie wants to share her beautiful tiny Las Vegas with you...
A wonderful serenity has taken possession of my entire soul, like these sweet mornings of spring which I enjoy with my whole heart. I am alone, and feel the charm of existence in this spot, which was created for the bliss of souls like mine. I am so happy, my dear friend, so absorbed in the exquisite sense of mere tranquil existence, that I neglect my talents.
I should be incapable of drawing a single stroke at the present moment; and yet I feel that I never was a greater artist than now. When, while the lovely valley teems with vapour around me, and the meridian sun strikes the upper surface of the impenetrable foliage of my trees, and but a few stray gleams steal into the inner sanctuary, I throw myself down among the tall grass by the trickling stream; and, as I lie close to the earth, a thousand unknown plants are noticed by me.